T-Shirt — "Real Estate Disclaimer: No, you cannot buy a mansion with zero down and a 500 credit score" Funny Realtor Tee.

No, you cannot buy a mansion with zero down and a 500 credit score. There. Someone had to say it.

This tee is for every real estate agent who has smiled through that conversation one too many times. The bold REAL ESTATE DISCLAIMER text says what you're thinking — politely, professionally, and with just enough humor to keep the room from going awkward.

Wear it to team meetings, casual Fridays, or anywhere a fellow agent will read it and immediately feel seen.

• 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.5 oz/yd²) — soft, breathable, all-day comfort
• Tubular knit, no side seams — clean silhouette under a blazer or on its own
• Ribbed collar with shoulder tape — holds its shape through every open house
• DTG front print with optional DTF sleeve/neck label — crisp, durable print
• OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified; EU 2-year warranty
• Care: Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, iron low heat